We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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