Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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