i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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