whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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