And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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