its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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