Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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