I like my sex mixed with concussions.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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