yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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