What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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