Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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