Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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