I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My vagina is officially offended.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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