You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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