We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You're a disaster
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