I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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