so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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