Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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