My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
