if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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