You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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