She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think my moral compass just broke
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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