I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.