So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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