can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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