the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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