What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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