Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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