Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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