Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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