So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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