Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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