making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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