For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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