My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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