That's intense
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
