just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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