i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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