worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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