We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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