i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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