Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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