To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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