My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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