i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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