Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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