So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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