Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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