So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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