Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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