Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My balls are so social today.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
