My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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