It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It's blow job season.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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