After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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